I've got the Frechet blues all over my mind.
I've got the Frechet blues all over my mind.
Dr Carola Wenk, please tell me what to do.

There's a man walking his dog on a leash around the curve.
He's got the Frechet blues from his head down to his shoes.
Dr Carola Wenk, please tell him what to do.

Who is that Frechet dude, is he the dog catcher?
Who is that Frechet dude, is he the match maker?
Dr Carola Wenk, keep your distance from this man!